1.某女作诗曰：一日黄昏漫步， 见一男生装酷，呕吐，呕吐，低头只想撞树！
2.男生回诗曰：一日自习深处， 见一恐龙撞树，恐怖，恐怖，可怜那颗小树！
3.日照香炉生紫烟，李白来到烤 鸭店。口水直流三千尺，一摸口袋没带钱。<望炉山瀑布>
4.春眠不觉晓，处处蚊子咬。夜 来大狗熊，谁也跑不了。《春晓》
5.李白乘舟不给钱，船夫一脚踢 下船。桃花滩水深千尺，不知李白死没死。《李白》
6.清明时节雨纷纷，孤家寡人欲 断魂，借问美女何处有，牧童遥指此Q群《清明》
7.春眠不觉晓，理工美女少，夜 来睡不着，俺去网上找《春晓》
8.大千网络绿映红，聊天见面心 渐空，见面四百八十次，多少恐龙在其中《江南春》
1.___，为伊消得人憔悴 同学答：宽衣解带终不悔
2.问渠哪得清如许，____ 同学答：心中自有清泉在
3。何当共剪西窗烛，____ 同学答：夫妻对坐到天明
4.蚍蜉撼大树，____ 同学答：一动也不动
5.君子成人之美，____ 同学答：小人夺人所爱
7.___，天下谁人不识君 同学答：只要貌似萨达姆 （汗|||....）
8.后宫佳丽三千人，____ 同学答：铁棒也会磨成针~~~
10.东边日出西边雨，___ 同学答：床头打架床尾合
11.__，糟糠之妻不下堂 同学答：结发之夫不上床 （语文老师暴怒！）
13.西塞山前白鹭飞，___ 同学答：东村河边爬乌龟
14.我劝天公重抖擞，____ 同学答：天公对我吼三吼
15.天生我才必有用，____ 同学答：关键时刻显神通
16.天若有情天亦老，___ 同学答：人不风流枉少年！
18.期末考试出对联, 上联是英雄 宝刀未老     该初三同学对下联为：老娘 丰韵尤存
20.床前明月光，___ 同学答：李白睡的香
21.管中窥豹，___ 同学答：吓我一跳
24.____，路上行人欲断魂 初一学生的杰作：半夜三更鬼敲 门
29.初一的学生对对子，“登城白 云间揽山色入怀，___&rdquo,糗事成人版;同学答：我到酒店去抱小姐上床
34.人生自古谁无死，___ 同学答：有谁大便不带纸
35.有次考李清照[ft=rgb(48,48,48),,]的如梦令，“知 否？知否？___”同学答：SORRY I，DONT KNOW...
38.千山万水总是情，__ 同学答：多给一份行不行？
39.高一的时候，一次月考，上句 “仰天大笑出门去，（正解）我辈岂是蓬蒿人”。班上有人写：一不小心扭到腰
40. 问君能有几多愁，___ 同学答：恰似一壶二锅头 （老师批“你又喝多了&hellip;&hellip;”）.,
。

1.某女作诗曰：一日黄昏漫步， 见一男生装酷，呕吐，呕吐，低头只想撞树！
2.男生回诗曰：一日自习深处， 见一恐龙撞树，恐怖，恐怖，可怜那颗小树！
3.日照香炉生紫烟，李白来到烤 鸭店。口水直流三千尺，一摸口袋没带钱。<望炉山瀑布>
4.春眠不觉晓，处处蚊子咬。夜 来大狗熊，谁也跑不了。《春晓》
5.李白乘舟不给钱，船夫一脚踢 下船。桃花滩水深千尺，不知李白死没死。《李白》
6.清明时节雨纷纷，孤家寡人欲 断魂，借问美女何处有，牧童遥指此Q群《清明》
7.春眠不觉晓，理工美女少，夜 来睡不着，俺去网上找《春晓》
8.大千网络绿映红，聊天见面心 渐空，见面四百八十次，多少恐龙在其中《江南春》
1.___，为伊消得人憔悴 同学答：宽衣解带终不悔
2.问渠哪得清如许，____ 同学答：心中自有清泉在
3。何当共剪西窗烛，____ 同学答：夫妻对坐到天明
4.蚍蜉撼大树，____ 同学答：一动也不动
5.君子成人之美，____ 同学答：小人夺人所爱
7.___，天下谁人不识君 同学答：只要貌似萨达姆 （汗|||....）
8.后宫佳丽三千人，____ 同学答：铁棒也会磨成针~~~
10.东边日出西边雨，___ 同学答：床头打架床尾合
11.__，糟糠之妻不下堂 同学答：结发之夫不上床 （语文老师暴怒！）
13.西塞山前白鹭飞，___ 同学答：东村河边爬乌龟
14.我劝天公重抖擞，____ 同学答：天公对我吼三吼
15.天生我才必有用，____ 同学答：关键时刻显神通
16.天若有情天亦老,动态图，___ 同学答：人不风流枉少年！
18.期末考试出对联, 上联是英雄 宝刀未老     该初三同学对下联为：老娘 丰韵尤存
20.床前明月光，___ 同学答：李白睡的香
21.管中窥豹，___ 同学答：吓我一跳
24.____，路上行人欲断魂 初一学生的杰作：半夜三更鬼敲 门
29.初一的学生对对子，“登城白 云间揽山色入怀，___”同学答：我到酒店去抱小姐上床
34.人生自古谁无死，___ 同学答：有谁大便不带纸
35.有次考李清照[ft=rgb(48,48,48),,]的如梦令，“知 否？知否？___”同学答：SORRY I，DONT KNOW...
38.千山万水总是情，__ 同学答：多给一份行不行？
39.高一的时候，一次月考，上句 “仰天大笑出门去，（正解）我辈岂是蓬蒿人”。班上有人写：一不小心扭到腰
40. 问君能有几多愁，___ 同学答：恰似一壶二锅头 （老师批“你又喝多了&hellip;&hellip;”）.,
。

"Smart " has develop into a a part of our lives , in the phone started to slowly extend to families , which includes scales , light bulbs , drinking glasses or cleaning class tools are steadily joined the label. But these days is really a reporter to have pajamas item, it aimed at young children , the function is achieved by way of the phone to play bedtime stories sweep AR code , relatively revolutionary. The small millet from children's pajamas , it is possible to check to buy information through Jingdong Mall . Tiny millet pajamas total of four color and 3 dimensions , regardless of whether the dwelling is a boy or a girl so long as you'll be able to fit an optional , not surprisingly, the evaluation of this short article will not be here, but it really is " intelligent ." Actually, no matter whether it really is " sensible pajamas " or the current " clever home" solutions are inseparable from the telephone to act as a launching point , tiny millet millet pajamas by downloading a tiny APP could be realized , irrespective of whether you will be IOS or ANDROID device. Inside a little millet APP 's first function is usually a bedtime story study aloud , AR which utilizes advanced image recognition technologies , by scanning a really cute cartoon pictures are going to be automatically generated at the finish on the story of the phone and voice broadcast , the existing function might be accomplished pause, rapidly forward or rewind to choose the progress from the story. At present, small millet pajamas offered 3 cartoon icon only recognizes one particular , that may be presently only a story for children to listen to , but the future of tiny millet side will update the story . The official mentioned that three AR icons can accomplish two fixed story , although the other 1 can listen for the latest story. Furthermore, modest millet also delivers different ancillary scenes story of costume style , enabling parents to role-play , together with their young children immersed inside the scene in which to appreciate the joy. Meanwhile, inside a small millet APP, young parents may also browse all the children's dwelling of tiny millet , you will find new , you can get markdowns section, pick to get a closed loop formed around the APP. Naturally , there are lots of smaller millet APP idea , but is still taking shape. Small millet brand positioning within the children's clothing , inside the intelligent hardware atmosphere, the company launched an awesome thought , incredible concept pajamas goods , furthermore to entertaining outside inside the future there can be a lot more space for imagination and realization .